Americans are leaving. Here's exactly how.

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42%
of Americans have considered leaving permanently
21%
want to leave right now — a record high
180K
Americans left in 2025 alone
0.05%
actually know how to do it

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The problem

Wanting to leave and knowing how to leave are two very different things.

Google tells you where to go. Reddit tells you horror stories. Every other book was written before 2025. None of them tell you how to actually do it — the documents, the banking, the taxes, the pets, the psychological truth of walking away from your entire life.

Who wrote this

I'm British. I lived in America for 30 years. I left in April 2025 with my husband and our dogs.

This isn't journalism. It isn't research from a distance. It's the exact process I went through — every form, every bank account, every tax decision, every moment of doubt. I wrote the book I wish had existed.

What's inside

15 chapters. A complete system.

01Why Leave — getting clear on your real reason
02The Three-Stage Plan
↳Recon — Figure out where you want to go
↳Prepare — What do you have to do to be ready?
↳Execution — What will it take to execute when you're ready
03Designing Your Ideal Life Abroad
04Documents & Legal Armor — before you go anywhere
05Money That Moves With You — banking without borders
06Taxes, the IRS & Your Money Abroad — the parts nobody explains
07Digital Privacy & Going Dark
08The 48-Hour Exit — if you need to move fast
09Dependents & Pets — no one gets left behind
10Temporary Safe Havens — where to land while you figure it out
11Choosing Your Long-Term Country — deep country profiles
12Healthcare Abroad — coverage, prescriptions, gender-affirming care
13Working and Earning Abroad — remote work, freelance, visas
14Language, Culture & Integration — the psychological truth
15Staying Free, Staying Grounded — long-term mindset

Early readers

People who are actually doing it.

“I've been wanting to leave for two years and couldn't figure out where to even start. This gave me an actual plan. I'm moving to Portugal in June.”

Sarah M.

Denver, CO

“The tax chapter alone is worth ten times the price. I had no idea about FEIE. My accountant confirmed everything in the book.”

James T.

Austin, TX

“I'm a single mom and took my 9-year-old. The chapter on dependents covered things no one else talks about. We've been in Mexico for four months now.”

Rachel K.

Formerly Chicago, IL

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